Checked my phone
Saw I’m rich
Then I scrolled
Yeah, that switched (oh no)
Bought a bag on a Tuesday night
Five bucks flat, felt kinda light
Ten mil coins on the screen so bright
Screenshot, sent it like “this my life” (yeah)
Wake up, chart doing yoga bends
Wallet doing tricks, losing all my friends
“Trust the plan,” that’s what they send
But my balance got plans to descend
I’m a meme coin millionaire (on paper)
Big rich pixels in the air
Spend five dollars, feel like a king
Next day gone, that’s the bling
This how crypto trading works
Up one minute, next it hurts
Thought I’d pull up in a Lambo quick
Guess I’ll settle for a bus pass drip
Watched one video, now I’m pro
“Buy that dip,” yeah, I bought that low
Then it dipped more, straight through the floor
Now I’m “long term holder,” can’t ignore
Group chat screaming, rocket spam
Charts look worse than my exam
Said “I’m early,” like that’s the plan
Early to lose, late to understand (dang)
I’m a meme coin millionaire (on paper)
Big rich pixels in the air
Spend five dollars, feel like a king
Next day gone, that’s the bling
This how crypto trading works
Up one minute, next it hurts
Thought I’d pull up in a Lambo quick
Guess I’ll settle for a bus pass drip
Refresh, refresh, refresh again
Balance doing that disappearing trend
Five turned three, that bargain bend
“Buy and pray,” my new best friend (amen)
I’m a meme coin millionaire (on paper)
Big rich pixels in the air
Spend five dollars, feel like a king
Next day gone, that’s the bling
This how crypto trading works
Up one minute, next it hurts
If I get rich off this one pick
I’m Screenshot Sam, retirement quick
